Saturday's Funny Shit To Look At - Part 1

As a staple of my new blog, I would like to take this time to introduce a new segment I plan on keeping updated every Saturday affectionately called "Saturday's Funny Shit To Look At"

This post will consist of pics from around the web that I think would range from mildly amusing to jeezus, I just dropped a crab cake souffle' in my britches. Enjoy the first segment.

Nicole Richie is Pregnant?

I usually don't like to comment or bring attention to radically insane and over-popular wastes of space, like Nicole but it was recently mentioned that she is pregnant...

WTF! If there is any truth to this story, I already have great sorrow for this child and feel that the only way to make me feel better about the situation is make fun of it before it gets here.

Man, she is so skinny and full of narcotics and booze, that she is going to be in labor for like 48 hours and shakin' and shiverin' like a dog tryin' to shit a peach seed.

Don't get me wrong now, I love children. Have 4 of my own. I don't wish the kid any harm but obviously its going to be born the size of a tennis ball and put on a respirator, if it makes it that far from being half starved to death. How can someone expect a child to thrive and grow in a body that doesn't even like feeding itself? If she is tallying up the most irresponsible acts of her life on one note pad, this is definitely top o' da list. Second being a Fourth Installment of The Simple Life.

And yes, that is the cast of "Twice Upon A Time" at the top of the page.

Great animation for its time and it is a blastphemous display of bestiality that it is not remastered and released on DVD, whilst we sit and wait in the 21st century.

For Fuck's Sake, this was made in '82! I'm sure George Lucas, who was Executive Producer for the film, could use a smidge of his Hollywood clout, sneeze, and have it on a 2-Disc Limited Edition DVD before he even wipes his nose.

Anyhoo, I'm rambling....

Fuck Nicole!!!

"It's my first blog and I'm really excited...really, feel these nipples"

Hi folks,

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Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you this...I'm so full of shit my eyes are brown.

This is a meaningless blog about meaningless shit, basically whatever you wanna talk about.

So here, on my first blog posting I wish to add some fantastic images to share.

One of which is Karl Childers and he's running for President. I'd vote for him.

Got a soundtrack URL to share, do it. Got a video to post that you think would be funny, show it to us. Naked pictures of shaved dogs with Parvo? I wanna see it.

Just remember, don't let it get weird...

The MG